Molotov's "Living Large" Post-Black Friday Sale!!

I just found a stash of T-shirts that I thought had previously sold out.
So, I am blowing them out at a special price, only $12 shipped anywhere in the USA!

You can have any size you want, as long as it is Large. (Hence, the "Living Large" sale.)
Supplies are VERY limited. As in, LESS THAN 10!
Once these are gone, this shirt will never again be available. It'll be almost like a collector's item!

If you miss out, your life may feel empty inside. You may later require therapy,
which could cost you hundreds or even thousands of dollars!

Why take that chance?? Buy a shirt now!